The government says:

- There is no such thing as global warming, winter feels like spring because of "el nino".

- Iraq needs more U.S. troops.

- Iran is harboring terrorists and plans on attacking the U.S..

- Venezuela is harboring terrorists and poses a serious threat to the U.S..

- North Korea has nukelear (it's actually spelled "nuclear" Mr. President) weapons.

- Gay people should not and cannot get married/adopt children.

- Torturing people is ok.

- Arresting people and locking them up without trial is ok.

- Abortion is wrong.

- That god told the president that he should be president.

- Universal health care and social security are bad for the economy.

- Immigrants are a threat to national security and the economy.

Seven years in office, and they haven't been right on a single issue.